January 2012
4 posts
Did you ever stop and wonder...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why you don’t ever see the headline: “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why...
Okay... Free Money... Sounds Like a Great Deal
So I figured that there were lots of people using search&win sites to make some free money. Including me.
If you are one of those people who can’t get off of GOOGLE for actually searching “facebook” to get there and all the others who use search engines, this is your lucky day. Because you will be making money off of it.
I want to say this though, it is not physical money...
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December 2011
1 post
I just posted 'The Party' on Wattpad! →
and I think you should take a look at it.. Please :)
November 2011
2 posts
What happened the year you were born? →
October 2011
1 post
Please support Turkey!
ANKARA, Turkey (AP) — Cries of panic and horror filled the air as a 7.2-magnitude earthquake struck eastern Turkey on Sunday, killing at least 85 people as buildings pancaked and crumpled into mounds of rubble.
Tens of thousands fled into the streets running, screaming or trying to reach relatives on cell phones as apartment and office buildings cracked or collapsed. As the full extent of the...
August 2011
2 posts
Check out my storyyy!!!!
It’s called in your dreams
http://www.wattpad.com/1207987-in-your-dreams-conclusion
that’s the link please give me some feedback!!!
OMG
It’s FRIDAY… FRYDAY :)))
May 2011
0 posts
The Meaning of Life - StumbleUpon →
April 2011
27 posts
Things To Do On a Friday
Change iPod name to “Titanic.” Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Funny Jokes →
Dear Kids, There is no Santa. Those presents are... →
Dear Obama, I'm really happy for you and imma let... →
Dear Dora, You're bilingual at age 4, and you... →
Dear Chuck Norris, Yeah, I can barbecue... →
“Dear Egnslih tecaehr,
Did you konw taht as lnog as the fsrit and lsat lteter...”
– dearblankpleaseblank.com/permalink.php?viewid=365466
“Dear Cyclops, Do you blink or wink? Sincerely, curious.”
– http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/
Who Survives?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident. There in only one survivor. Who is it?
A: The perfect woman - Santa Claus is made up and there’s no such thing as the perfect man!
Bill Gates Dies In a Car Accident (Joke)
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God…. “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created Windows ‘95. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. In...
March 2011
7 posts
The Best Knock-Knock Joke Ever
Person 1: Do you want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Person 2: Yes, sure.
Person 1: Ok. You start
Person 2: Knock-knock
Person 1: Who's there?
Person 2: !?!
theyarenotme:
Kirsty: [Giggles] Can you sing?
Richard Hammond: No… As Mindy will tell you. I’m an enthusiastic amateur. Do you know the best place to sing? On a motorcycle on your own.
Kirsty: Really?
Richard Hammond: Yeah, it’s brilliant. Because nobody can hear you, because of all the wind and noise.
“Sorry we’re so slow, James May is driving.”
– Jeremy Clarkson (via goldddustwoman)
February 2011
9 posts
